My former friends Sally and Steve told me they ran into some Satanists on their picnic last summer. I asked what that meant and she said they had Eastern Star pentagrams on their salt and pepper shakers.
Believe it or not, this is what Sally and Steve believe...............
☼ Masons and Eastern Star worship Lucifer as God.
☼ Their goal is world domination.
☼ Their secret organizations for their kids - Job’s Daughters, Rainbow Girls and
DeMolay are playpens for satanists.
☼ If you have ancestors who were Masons or Eastern Star, all their descendants carry the curse of demonic possession.
That explains everything … why I have bad hair and can’t sing. Why I got divorced. Why I had skinned knees and cavities as a child.
I always thought my grandparents were really nice people. I had no idea they cursed me with demons. I thought they were Lutherans.