Raggedy Ann and Andy Embrace Rastafari

Exhausted and bored by their 'little goody two-shoes' reputation, 90-somethings Raggedy Ann and Andy have embraced the Rastafari life.

They now prefer to be called Reggae Ann and Rasta Andy.

"We've always loved reggae," Ann gushed. "And the red dreads make me feel so free."

"It makes sense for us to reject western society, not to mention the spiritual use of cannabis," hissed Andy, exhaling a long stream of aromatic smoke.  "Deal with it."

Yah, mon.