If you don't know her, you will eventually. Bridezilla is real! And delusional.
This is her modus operandi.................
• She believes that she is so sweet and that everyone loves her.
• She never chooses pretty girls for bridesmaids. Fat and ugly makes her look better.
• Her bridesmade dresses are ugly and expensive. So are the shoes.
• She insists on at least three bridal showers.
• Her bridal registries are at the most expensive stores and list the most expensive gifts. Need a gift idea? How about a $10,000 Tiffany’s tray?
• The wedding invitation lists her registries or will state "We would like cash instead of gifts."
• Bridezilla is unforgettable. And unforgiveable.
• You can know that the second and third weddings will follow the same pattern.
• You may choose not to participate and remain guilt free.
• Be secure in the knowledge that it is almost impossible to offend a rude person.