Water Nymph Clytie was obsessed with the Sun God Apollo, but he wasn't that into her. Actually, he had total lack of interest.
Not to be deterred, the nutty Nymph stalked him. Her only activity each day was to watch Apollo's movement across the sky. She stayed in one spot day after day after day after day and finally turned into a sunflower.
She should have sexted him. Then he would have noticed her.
She could have tweeted him something dirty.
At the very least she should have friended him on Facebook.
Thanks to Clytie, we get to enjoy a freakishly large, happy flower. And a yummy snack you can buy in little bags in the gas station.
*Shame on you. She's a
water nymph.
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