Pucker Up

KISS:  Middle English, from Old English cyssan; akin to Old High German kussen to kiss

First Known Use: before 12th century

 

 

♥ “I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.” ~ Jon Troast

♥ “Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.” ~ Rene Yasenek

♥ "Spain is my favorite place to visit because I get two kisses from everyone I meet." ~ TangoPony

♥ “Stolen kisses are always sweetest.” ~ Leigh Hunt

♥ “I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” ~ Chico Marx

♥ "Of course I kiss my horse on the lips.  Is that a problem?" ~ TangoPony

Godzilla's Soul Sister - Bridezilla

If you don't know her, you will eventually.  Bridezilla is real!  And delusional.

This is her modus operandi.................
•  She believes that she is so sweet and that everyone loves her.
•  She never chooses pretty girls for bridesmaids.  Fat and ugly makes her look better.
•  Her bridesmade dresses are ugly and expensive.  So are the shoes.
•  She insists on at least three bridal showers.
•  Her bridal registries are at the most expensive stores and list the most expensive gifts.  Need a gift idea?  How about a $10,000 Tiffany’s tray?

•  The wedding invitation lists her registries or will state "We would like cash instead of gifts."
•  Bridezilla is unforgettable.  And unforgiveable.
•  You can know that the second and third weddings will follow the same pattern.
•  You may choose not to participate and remain guilt free.
•  Be secure in the knowledge that it is almost impossible to offend a rude person.