This iridescent feathered diva demands
attention and knows how to work the crowd.
Every peacock is born with runway
rhythm in his little pea soul.
Vogueing? I'm pretty sure the peacock invented it.
That's how he attracts
his peahen mate. He performs his
shimmery fan dance while lip-syncing Liza Minnelli songs. The peahen chooses her mate according to the
quality and color of his costume, secretly hoping she will get to borrow it.
For a peacock, life is
one big night club act.
Peacocks can be bitchy
and do not get along with other domestic birds.
Well why should they, girlfriend?
And what is a group of
peacocks called? A party, of course.
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| "Hey Lance! There's something following me!" "I know, Bruce, it's after me too!"
Another fact you might need if you are ever on Jeopardy: in Spanish, peacock is pavo, which also means turkey. Sometimes it is called pavo real – royal turkey.
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