|I'm on my way to a treat, a massage and my yoga. |
Life is good. (I'm not kidding about the yoga.)
Does this saddle make my butt look big?
I love long walks in the forest.
Sometimes even I have a bad hair day
I love the bitless bridle I got for my birthday.
I do not like metal things in my mouth … do you?
Look at this! Dumbass Duke knocked this perfectly good hay out of his stall
and I'm eating it all up. Ha ha ha. He's a moron.
(Notice that I am not tied up ... I'm very good about not wandering off.)
I get baby carrots for my lunchable when we go trail riding.
I love love love the cool sweet crunchiness. Just like candy!
(Oh, so you never stuck out your tongue for a photo?)
A spa day for me is a nice mud bath. It feels so good when I get my hour long brush massage to clean me up. Then I go out and roll some more.
This sign is a joke, right? Come on. This isn't funny.
Could butt cheeks be any cuter? I don't think so either.