Showing posts with label vintage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vintage. Show all posts

Sunday, May 26, 2013

EVERY MURDERER HAS M.O.M.


CLUE®, one of America's favorite board games, was created in 1944 in England by Anthony Ernest Pratt.  Pratt received a patent for the game, which he named CLUEDO.  He sold the game to Waddington Games, but it was not launched until 1949 due to post-war shortages of various materials.  Parker Brothers obtained the U.S. rights to CLUE® from Waddington's in 1949.  Hasbro now owns Parker Brothers.  CLUE® is sold in over 40 countries from Brazil to Sweden, New Zealand to Abu Dhabi. The same successful murder-detection formula seems to work well in any language. 

 

Pratt described himself as "an introvert full of ruminations, speculations and imaginative notions".  Who knew that meant murder and mayhem? 

The object of play is to discover who murdered Mr. Boddy, where he was murdered and with what.  In the UK, Dr. Black is always dead.
One of the few pictures of Dr. Black
 

Mr. Boddy
Players strategically move around the nine rooms and secret passages of a mansion as Miss Scarlett, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White, Mr. Green, Mrs. Peacock or Professor Plum. 

 
Weapons are the wrench, rope, candlestick, revolver, dagger or lead pipe. 
 
My playmates and I used to play it for hours.  It was always the perfect thing for a rainy Saturday afternoon.
 
I'm not sure how modern kids view the game.  After 60 years of Perry Mason, Columbo, Rockford Files, Magnum PI, Law and Order, CSI, and Criminal Minds, everyone knows that the solution of every murder case requires that the perp must have the Means, the Opportunity and the Motive to have murdered the victim . . . M.O.M.

Will 21st Century kids immediately spot the lack of motive in Clue?

Why Dr. Black or Mr. Boddy were murdered remains a mystery.
 

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Is the Easter Bunny a Hairy Fairy?

A recently discovered antique porcelain Easter basket is believed to be one of several used by the actual Easter Bunny.  It is only 6.35 cm tall.


According to esteemed archeologist Dr. Eastroff Bunnington, “There is a strong tendency in our culture to super size everything, and it's not just our food and size of our waistlines. Children visit a six-foot tall Easter Bunny at the mall and mistakenly assume TEB is a giant.














I believe quite to the contrary. The Easter Bunny is most likely not over ten inches tall. My evidence indicates he is a distant genetic relative of The Fairy, Troll and Leprechaun. After a careful examination of the basket, I have concluded that he is is also probably Japanese.


Deal with it, America.”







 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I Owe Everything to Little Chocolate Donuts

Sure. You can serve Ritz crackers in this charmingly tacky faux crystal plastic tray. No need to risk lead poisoning.


Why would you if you could have little chocolate donuts instead?

If you were alive and aware in the '70s, your brain jumps to John Belushi every time you see a little chocolate donut.

Who can forget the image of John Belushi smoking a cigarette while eating a little chocolate donut?

Little Chocolate Donuts. They taste good, and they've got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. That's why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.

I think the perfect proportion of hydogenated fat to chocolate wax is the secret to their dizzying deliciousness.

(See John Belushi in action on SNL: 
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/little-chocolate-donuts/280260)







Tuesday, January 24, 2012

I Know the Cause of the Financial Debacle

The soroban, or Japanese abacus, came to Japan from China via Korea in the 1600’s. It is composed of 9 – 31 rods and bicone beads. There is one heaven bead on each rod above the reckoning bar and four earth beads on each rod below the bar. Each heaven bead equals five and each earth bead equals one. The soroban is as accurate as a calculator. 


Sounds as easy as counting on your fingers and toes.


Here is a small excerpt from the instruction booklet:

‘A’ beads have each the value of ‘5’ ‘B’ beads each ‘1’. Numerical value are put into effect, when ‘A’ beads are pushed down and ‘B’ beads are pushed up, each to the crosspiece. Black points put on the crosspiece except three reeds represent unit. Suppose that some black point is the unit place of one, the next left and right points shows each 1,000 and 0.001. In case of addition and subtraction, they have important influence, but in case of multiplication and division, they are not so, vital. Why have they not so much effect on multiplication and division? You can understand later.


And so boys and girls, that is how the financial crisis happened. The Poobahs of finance were obviously trying to use sorobans and could not figure out the instructions.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

THE GOOD OLD DAYS?

In the good old summertime,
in the good old summertime. 
Strolling through the shady lanes with your baby mine.
You hold her hand, and she holds yours,
and that's a very good sign.
That she's your tootsie-wootsie,
in the good old summertime.


This little ditty from 1902 transports us  back to the good old days when life was simple, easy, safe and comfortable. That is if comfortable means wearing layers of long clothing and living without air conditioning.

Doing the laundry in the long dress would have been hot, sweaty and exhausting.   What a treat.  Besides  slaving over washboard or wringer washer, clothes line and iron, a store aisle displaying a selection of laundry detergents and scented fabric softeners was years away.  There were big bars of soap, a fabulous creation eliminating the need for soap making at home.  Imagine the free time that created.  The bars, however, required grating into flakes.  By hand.   The modern homemaker rarely grates her own cheese.   One popular soap brand, Crystal White, was made in Kansas City with mutton fat.   It was believed that Crystal White contained the toxin mercury.   It was also used as a skin whitener.


The home refrigerator-freezer and ice maker did not exist. Ice cream was available, but required hot manual labor to crank the machine.  Today we crank up the air-conditioning in the car on the way to the supermarket or ice cream store or crank up an electric ice cream maker at home.   Useful word, crank.  It used to mean work.  I cranked out a no calorie, no fat, sugar free variety…….


Good old summertime parties would probably have included something created with Knox Unflavored Gelatine. In case this pantry staple has passed you by, gelatin is a protein derived from livestock bones and connective tissues. Charles Knox made it available in granulated form to the American home cook in 1890.  It still exists.   What cooks must have gone through before Charles Knox came along is just grisly.

 

Think Jello with no flavor or color. From this miracle substance of the day, home cooks created an infinite number of ingenious recipes such as veal loaf, chicken mousse, tuna mold, tomato aspic and eggs in aspic.   Meat Jello. Yum yum. Lest one forgot the source of the delicacy, the sweet face of a calf adorned the package.


In case a party guest went home with a tummy full of spoiled meat jello, eggs in aspic or the tuna mold was moldy, several remedies were available from the physician-pharmacist pas de deux. The druggist mixed up whatever concoction the doctor prescribed and created the appropriate drops, capsules or tablets.   Gastric disturbances meant one of two things - a trip to the out house in the back yard or use of the handy dandy chamber pot.  Tra lee.  Tra la.

Sometimes the remedies were even effective. Often they were not. Many were harmful and deadly. Perhaps the doctor would have prescribed Calomel tablets for the alimentary ailment…..


Calomel (second from right), is a tasteless compound, Hg2Cl2, also called "Mercurous chloride". It was used as a purgative and insecticide. How handy - a laxative and bug killer all in the same bottle.

It is miraculous that anyone survived the Good Old Days. Women dying while giving birth was not uncommon. There were no cancer survivors.  Lupus was always fatal.  Infections frequently meant death.    

Life for the living was long hours of hard work and few conveniences.  The Good Old Days? Perhaps not.

The Good Old Days are now.  Happy summer!

XXX

Vintage items donated by Garry Gribble ... Garry Gribble's Running Sports
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