Raggedy Ann and Andy Embrace Rastafari

Exhausted and bored by their 'little goody two-shoes' reputation, 90-somethings Raggedy Ann and Andy have embraced the Rastafari life.

They now prefer to be called Reggae Ann and Rasta Andy.

"We've always loved reggae," Ann gushed. "And the red dreads make me feel so free."

"It makes sense for us to reject western society, not to mention the spiritual use of cannabis," hissed Andy, exhaling a long stream of aromatic smoke.  "Deal with it."

Yah, mon.

Red Heads Resistant to Seduction

In ancient Egypt, it was a good thing to have red hair if you were a Pharaoh like Ramses or Cleo.  If you were a non-royal, chances are you were burnt to death or buried alive. 

Along came the enlightened Greeks who thought redheads became vampires after death.

It was obvious to the loving Christians of the Spanish inquisition that redheads had stolen the fire of hell.  What to do?  Burn them as witches. 

Now we know that redheads are probably just regular people. 

They do have fewer hairs on their heads than the other hair colors.  They also require 20% more anesthesia to be sedated than blonds or brunettes. 

So if you're planning to seduce that ginger you've had your eye on with a couple of glasses of wine on Valentine's day, you'd better plan on four.